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Author: James Tehrani

Posted on August 7, 2014September 2, 2019

Job Titles Won’t Bring Your Workers Happiness, but a Wonderful Workplace Will

Harpo Marx would have made a good chief happiness officer. Honk, honk.

Today’s odd job titles take the cake.

From chief baking officer to the wizard of light bulb moments to bad-ass rock star code ninja, some people feel the need to express their creativity with the words that go under their names on their business cards and LinkedIn profiles. And, if you ask me, unless you’re a missionary, the word evangelist probably shouldn’t be a part of your job title.

I’m all for originality, but when it comes to titles, I prefer the tried and true offerings that have permeated the workplace for decades. Full disclosure: We editors get a good giggle when we come across one of these peculiar job titles in the copy we’re reading, and don’t think we keep these jim-dandys to ourselves in the newsroom. No siree, Bob. They get passed around like a box of Godiva chocolates. Sous chef expediting wizard anyone?

Sure I thought it was a real hoot when I learned years ago that Jerry Yang was the chief yahoo at Yahoo and that Jeff Taylor was the chief monster at Monster, but have titles like CEO, CFO, COO and CHRO become passé? Come to think of it, anyone can be a chief executive officer — especially in a company with one employee — but how many CHOs do you know?

Of course I’m talking about chief hugs officers. These folks aren’t a dime a dozen, but they aim to make the juice worth the squeeze for their workers and clients. Let’s hug it out? I think human resources might have a problem with that concept.

There’s also another kind of CHO out there. With apologies to Pharrell Williams, it doesn’t make me feel like a room without a roof. Of course, I’m talking about chief happiness officers.

Call me old-fashioned, but unless you’re a “shiny, happy” person like, ahem, Michael Stype, or a glowering, horn-honking Harpo Marx, calling yourself a “chief happiness officer” is a stretch in my book. OK Snoopy gets a pass, too.

Not to pick on those happy-go-lucky folks whose goal is to bring about happiness at work, but true happiness comes from organizations doing right by their employees. Not even Googler Chade-Meng Tan would disagree with that. At least I think …

You want happy workers? Give them what they want: a culture where creativity is encouraged and pass-the-buck is discouraged, flexibility to manage business life and home life, good benefits like a retirement plan with auto-rebalancing and a few plum perks — discounted movie tickets anyone? — couldn’t hurt either.

With those tenets in place, you won’t need funky job titles like “happiness hero” to get employees engaged. Happiness on the job is a chief motivator on its own.

Oh by the way, I’ve decided to forgo my title as assistant managing editor for something that’s better-suited for my skill set and personality. Just call me the lynx of lexicon.

Posted on June 30, 2014June 20, 2018

‘Hardcore Pawn’s’ Les Gold: The Motor City’s Wheeler-Dealer Dishes on Management, Part Two

Ashley Broad, Les and Seth Gold are the stars of the truTV reality show "Hardcore Pawn."

In part one of my interview with Les Gold, I mentioned that the “Hardcore Pawn” star had a little difficulty answering the question of what his title is. That was only partially true. While he had to confer to come up with his actual title, “owner” of Detroit’s American Jewelry and Loan, he was quick to add that, at home, his title is “garbage taker-outer.” Some titles we don’t get to pick.

In the second part of our interview, Gold discusses his thoughts on minimum wage, knee-jerk reactions on television and what drives him to succeed.

I did ask him about his falling out with a former employee, Rich Pyle, who he had a heated exchange with a couple of years ago, but he declined to address the topic, saying only: “I wish him the best, and I know he’s done very well for himself, and I’m glad for that.”

About the leather jacket and white sweater Gold wears on the show, I’m sorry to inform you there’s no interesting story behind them. He simply wears them for continuity on television, he said.

An edited transcript of our talk follows.

WW: What are your thoughts on raising the minimum wage? I know that Michigan has recently decided to raise the minimum wage to $9.25 by 2018. There’s been a push, especially in the fast-food industry saying that they need to raise minimum wage. What are your thoughts as an employer?

Les Gold: The fast-food industry is changing. Once you bring up the minimum wage for them, that dollar hamburger’s going to be $1.25, which is going to affect everybody. I’m not against raising the minimum wage, not by a long shot. But we have to be very careful because it’s going to cost everybody money. It’s not just the business owner who’s going to be affected. It’s going to be everybody down the line. I think people need to make more money, no question, but we have to be very careful about how it’s going to be effective for everyone concerned.

I was just reading — was it Washington? — where they want to raise the minimum wage to $15?

WW: Yes.

Gold: Which is going to make that dollar hamburger $2. … Let me be honest with you, at American Jewelry and Loan, nobody makes minimum wage, so I’ve been a big advocate of that for a long time.

WW: Do most of the employees work on commission?

Gold: I have nobody that works on commission. Everybody is hourly, so everybody makes a lot more than minimum wage.

WW: OK, back to the show: Do you ever feel like when you’re watching episodes of the show, you look back on it and say, ‘I made a knee-jerk reaction?’ I think of a time, especially with your son, Seth, when an employee was caught stealing and he wanted to start frisking all the employees, are those knee-jerk reactions based on what’s good for television? Where do those come from?

Gold: To say the least. Seth has been in the business for 10 years. Ashley has been in it for 20 years. I’ve been in it my whole life, and once you see, you were talking about thievery, it affects you emotionally. So you’re going to make some decisions maybe hastily that you’ll regret, but one of the things that [is] important to me is you learn by your mistakes. Mistakes teach you what not to do again.

When people make a knee-jerk reaction, sometimes it’s in the worst interest of the business, but occasionally it’s in the best interest of the business. Like I said about mistakes, sometimes you’re going to make mistakes. No question. But in the long term, once you’ve been trained to understand the industry you’re in, sometimes a knee-jerk reaction is the way to go.

WW: In your book, ‘For What It’s Worth,’ you talk a lot about how fear of failure drives you, and it was instilled in you as a child in your dealings with your father, so at this point in your career, what do you have to strive for and why do you keep pushing yourself the way you do?

Gold: That’s a very good question. I do a lot of speeches, and during my speeches, I come out on stage and I say to the audience, ‘I have a question for you.’ And the question is: ‘How bad do you want it?’ I just turned 64 the other day, and I want it just as bad today as I did when I was 24, and the reason for that is you have to strive for something. You have to have meaning in your life each and every day when you wake up. When you’ve accomplished everything that you think you want to accomplish in life, you don’t want it bad enough and all you do is shrivel up and die. …  That’s something that I don’t want to do. I work out seven days a week because I want to have that mental and physical ability each and every day. I look in the mirror in the morning and I go, ‘Hey, old man, I’ve got a question for you: How bad do you want it?’ [Laughs]

WW: You want it bad, but working in a pawn store isn’t necessarily the safest career choice. And you’ve had some experience firsthand with workplace violence, especially back in the early 1970s [Editor’s note: In 1971 there was a robbery at Gold’s grandfather’s story where two people got killed]. Can you tell me a little bit about what you learned from that experience?

Gold: I learned how to be safe. One of the things that we make sure of nowadays is our security force. Our security force is trained in all aspects of security. I need to make sure that my customers are safe, my employees are safe and most importantly my family is safe. I learned a lot during my tenure of being a pawnbroker. Safety is one of those issues, and we make sure of it.

WW: Let’s talk about employees. How quickly when you’re hiring can you size up a potential employee?

Gold: I can size them up relatively quickly. Doesn’t mean that people don’t surprise you. People have an ability to pull the wool over your eyes, but it’s very rare that someone can with me, but in the big picture, it doesn’t take long once I sit down with an employee. For example, I had a person come in with an application who wanted to have a sales position. And so we’re sitting and talking, and … the person across from me is into jewelry sales, and I pull out a pen. And I go to them, ‘Sell me this pen.’ Well, it puts them right off-guard, and the way to put a potential sales clerk off-guard is to give them something that they’re not used to selling. And giving them the pen gives me the opportunity to see how fast they can think on their feet.

WW: You have about 55 employees, right?

Gold: Yes, I do.

WW: So how is the Affordable Care Act going to affect your business?

Gold: Well, it’s something that we have to deal with. It’s something that we’ve started looking into about a year ago. Right now we’ve begun offering health care to my employees. We began offering them positions of being able to get money from our profit margins, and we have 401(k)s, so we’ve really looked into it to make sure that our employees are taken care of as they get older. That’s very important to us.

WW: I have to ask you this: When my wife and I watch the show, we’re constantly dumbfounded when people come in and say, ‘I want $1,000 for this thingamabob.’ And then you give them a look and all of the sudden, they say, ‘Well, I’ll take $500 for it.’ How do you do that? Or is it just on television that it happens that quickly?

Gold: No, it happens consistently. People have this expectation of how much money they think the item is worth, especially when they have this intrinsic value. It was given to them by grandma, their mom passed away or these things mean something to them. Once I give that first comment, ‘How much do you want?’ They come up with some astounding number, then I say, ‘What will you really take?’ it brings them down to a normal idea of how much their item actually is. And then we start wheeling and dealing, and I tell them what their item is worth.

Posted on June 27, 2014July 31, 2018

‘Hardcore Pawn’s’ Les Gold: The Motor City’s Wheeler-Dealer Dishes on Management, Part One

Les Gold is the star of the truTV reality show “Hardcore Pawn.”

When I wished Les Gold a happy belated birthday, the 64-year-old star of the show “Hardcore Pawn” jokingly retorted: “What’d you get me?”

I quickly responded, “It’s in the mail,” which got a laugh, but what I should have said is: “Like you of all people need more stuff!”

Anyone who has watched the reality show on truTV knows Gold — a lifelong pawnbroker who runs American Jewelry and Loan in Detroit with his children, Ashley Broad and Seth Gold — has purchased and pawned everything from electronics to jewelry to sports memorabilia to the infamous van once owned by Dr. Jack Kevorkian. The show is known for the wheeling and dealing, testy exchanges and unruly customers who sometimes come into the store and then get shown out the door.

Gold has been in the pawn business since he was kid. He used to go into his grandfather’s pawnshop where he learned the business. His grandfather, who he called “Popsie,” was Gold’s greatest mentor. His father also worked at the store, but they had a rocky relationship.

Occasionally Gold’s cantankerous side comes out on TV when he’s dealing with customers, but he says he can always control his temper, something he attributes to astrology. Well, almost always. One customer, Gold said, got “moved into a planter” when that person acted inappropriately toward his daughter.

Gold answered a range of questions on management, business issues and the reality of reality TV, but the one question he had the most trouble answering was what his title is. He had to confer with his daughter who was in the car with him, and then he finally came back with “owner.” Hey, he’s the boss.

An edited transcript of our talk follows.

Whatever Works: I just read your book over the weekend and I was fascinated by your relationship with your grandfather, who you called ‘Popsie.’ How important do you think mentors are in the workplace, and what constitutes a great mentor? It seems like a lot of companies don’t really take into account the importance of mentoring and what it means for succession planning.

Gold: You know one of the things that people don’t understand is you can come out of college and be book smart, but until you really get into the workplace, you don’t really know how to perform. And my theory is that somebody teaching you and taking you under their wing is probably the most important thing anybody could ever have. And the gratitude that you get, once you do that, speaks volumes. I can only speak about a young man that works for me. His name is Brian Lattin. And when Brian Lattin was 17, he was a stock clerk at [Arbor Drugs]. It was taken over by CVS. And throughout his tenure, he went to college, and … he wanted to work part time at American Jewelry and Loan, and I took him under my wing and I groomed him into the type of employee that could run the operation. And I said, ‘If you listen to what I have to say and if you listen to the wisdom that I give you, you will have a beautiful life, a beautiful house, a wonderful experience.’ And right now, 18 years later, he runs my business.

WW: What was the greatest ‘gift’ you received from your grandfather in terms of mentoring?

Gold: Being a pawnbroker’s a little different industry. There was so much advice that he gave me about negotiating and selling that there was [not] one specific idea that he gave me. It was a multitude of ideas. And any mentor’s going to give you a multitude of ideas. There’s not one specific item. Taking care of the customers is very important, but because of the pawnshop, there’s different areas that you have to be an expert in.

Dealing on Detroit

Whatever Works: So you’re a big supporter of the Detroit area.
Les Gold: I am.

WW: I recently came across a study from a website called WalletHub.com, and it listed the 150 best cities to start a career, and Detroit came in at No. 145 on that list. What do you make of that?
Gold: I think that’s low on that scale. I think that it should have been much higher. Right now we’re having a resurgence in Detroit. Dan Gilbert [of] Detroit Venture Partners is doing a lot of investing in Midtown Detroit with a lot of startup companies. You can’t get a loft in Detroit right now because all these new entrepreneurs are moving to the city. There’s a big resurgence in technology development. We are moving away, too bad to say, from the old era of car manufacturing. So the manufacturing industry in Detroit is diminishing, but the technology portions are coming in strong. And there’s a lot of work. There’s a lot of labor needed in Detroit. It’s a great place to put a startup company.

WW: So the bankruptcy is obviously not behind Detroit, but you think it’s going in the right direction?
Gold: You know, it’s been a while. You don’t just get bankrupt overnight, and it’s not going to be an overnight recovery, but the way it’s going right now, it’s going to be a much faster recovery than anybody could have ever imagined.

WW: How important is it for a business to innovate during those hard times?
Gold: We are in an industry [pawnbroking] that’s 3,000 years old. … Within the past 40 years that I’ve been in the business, there’s been such a swing every single day, and especially in 2008 when the economy went bad. I had to make sure that I had enough money to support the needs of my customers. … In the downturn, when the economy went south, I started selling little diamonds, which are called ‘melee,’ to Israel and to India to remanufacture jewelry, because I needed to keep an influx of money. … To answer your question, innovation in any industry is most important. If you have blinders on and all you’re looking for is the end of the road, you’re never going to be innovative. You’re never going to be successful.

—James Tehrani

WW: So let’s talk about running a family business. It’s got to be pretty tricky to run a family business.

Gold: One of the things that I’ve always been an advocate of is: Family’s most important. And when Ashley and Seth came to work in the business, one of the things I said is, ‘I’m your boss from 9:30 to 6. I’m still your father, but I’m the boss of the business.’ And one of the things that I have to make sure of is whoever has the best idea, we’re going to utilize that idea. When one of them is right and one of them is wrong, I don’t have a problem calling them out on that. So that’s one of the things that I have to be is neutral to the point of being their father, but I’m definitely one-sided when it comes to who’s right in the business.

WW: And you win at the end of the day.

Gold: Well, the store wins at the end of the day. … One of the things that I’ve learned when you talk about the next generation is: A lot of times the next generation screws up the business. I have to make sure that when the day comes that I depart this world, that American Jewelry and Loan is run correctly, and I have to make sure that Ashley and Seth know the fundamentals and the things I expect them to do to make sure the business survives after I’m gone.

WW: So how do you balance what’s good for your family, what’s good for your business and what makes good television?

Gold: Television is going to come and go. When we film the show, we film from 9:30 to 6, six days a week. American Jewelry and Loan is in business 9:30 to 6 365 days a year. When the cameras aren’t there, we still know what the importance is of running a pawnshop. The family’s always going to be together, so that’s not even an issue. But what makes good TV is just that the TV cameras are there, and they pick up everything that goes on during the day. We don’t do anything specific to enhance the cameras. When you’ve watched Ashley and Seth argue and you see Ashley cry and run out of the store, she’s not an actor — well, she’s a good actress as far as getting our emotion out, but for the TV cameras, it’s the way it is. We give the cameras the real feelings that we possess. One of the things that I did specifically when we signed our deal with the production company is, I said, ‘Listen, we’re not make-believe. Every dollar that you see me spend is going to be our money. I don’t want to know what’s coming in. I don’t want to know what the customers are going to do because then it would take away from the most realistic television show on television.’

WW: In your book I found this fascinating, you talked about how you can turn it on and turn it off in terms of when a customer gets unruly with you and you lose your temper. You say that you’re always under control and it’s not an act. How are you able to do that?

Gold: I’m a Gemini. One of the great things about being a Gemini is there’s two of me inside of me. So when I start arguing with a customer or I start getting a little irate, the other person inside of me is still the calm, collected Les Gold that can run a business. I want to make sure that I never overreact to the point of I can’t reel myself back in.

WW: Have you ever gotten to that point?

Gold: Maybe there was a time when somebody did something inappropriate to Ashley that I lost my cool and kind of moved the guy into a planter. But other than that, I always make sure that I have a cool head inside that wild exterior.

WW: When the cameras aren’t rolling, are the customer more easy-going? Is it just because of the cameras that some people feel like they need to do crazy things to get on TV?

Gold: We deal with customers every once in a while that once we say no, they have no options. So their emotions take over. Maybe the cameras heighten it up a little bit, but sometimes people once we say no have this emotional level that they can’t control themself because where are they going to go? Twenty-five million Americans don’t have a bank account or a credit card. Their last resort is coming to the pawnshop. Sometimes when we say no, their emotions take over and they have no other option. They don’t have that cool, calm, collected self-control that Les Gold has.

Note: To read part two of this interview, please click here.

Posted on May 16, 2014June 29, 2023

SHRM-HRCI Dramedy: Time to Set the Record Straight

I like a good drama as much as the next person, but this SHRM-HRCI kerfuffle is turning into an episode of “The Brady Bunch.” Jan said this; Peter said that. Blame it on Tiger? Ugh, where’s Alice to police this thing?

If you haven’t been following the dramedy, here’s a quick recap:

SHRM announced its own certification program earlier this week and that the organization will start converting HRCI certifications to SHRM certifications on Jan. 1, 2015, as my colleague Rita Pyrillis first reported. What that means for the relevancy of the PHR, SPHR, GPHR, etc., credentials is unknown at this writing, but my guess is the writing could be on the wall. In the end, employers will decide which designations are important in their recruiting efforts.

Big revenue-generator, credentialing is, so this makes total sense for SHRM financially. But …

But there already is an HR credentialing organization, which, by the way, was created by SHRM back in the mid-'70s. HRCI, that is.

Cue Bill Cosby: “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it.”

For the record, HRCI said it will continue to develop and administer the credentials, but … Yes, there are a lot of buts.

So here’s where the story gets good or not so good depending on your perspective. HRCI, in a jaw-drop moment for them I’m sure, said it wasn’t consulted about the changes SHRM announced. SHRM, on the other hand, retorted with: “Uh, yeah you were,” only a bit more eloquently. Then HRCI took umbrage and said, “Oh no you didn’t.” Articulated better than that, of course.

So it’s a game of “He said, she said …”

Ahem.

I said … Let’s put an end to this now. Let’s be professional and discuss our differences in an open forum. If it has to wait until the gathering SHRM is hosting in Orlando next month, so be it, but the people in HR need to hear from both sides.

What’s lost in all of this is, of course, the humans in human resources. They are the ones with the questions. They are the ones whose lives will be affected by the decisions and changes that are forthcoming. What does this mean for them?

At some point soon who knew what and when will become moot, but before we get to that point, someone needs to set the record straight on what really transpired.

And make it snappy — before those Brady kids start singing again, please.

Posted on March 6, 2014September 2, 2019

Liz Wahl Is Not Alone When It Comes to High-Profile Goodbyes

Liz Wahl resigned her job as anchor of RT, a news organization funded by the Russian government, during a March 5 newscast.

In the wake of some high-profile exits in the past few days, we take a look at some of the more interesting employee exits.

Most people go gently into that good new job when they quit, but some take a much different approach. Some resign to grab attention while others are forced to leave or choose to leave on terms that aren’t necessarily their own.

The past few days have been notable for resignations.

Topping that list is Liz Wahl, a Washington, D.C.-based anchor for RT, the network formerly known as Russia Today, which is funded by the Russian government. She quit her job on-air last night to protest what she said was how the network “whitewashes the actions” of President Vladimir Putin amid the rising tensions between Russia and Ukraine and Western nations regarding Crimea. It was no Howard Beale “Mad as Hell” speech, but she definitely got her point across.

Also yesterday, Target’s chief information officer, Beth Jacob, resigned in the wake of a massive data breach at the retailing giant that occurred late last year. Millions of Target customers’ credit, debit and financial records were stolen. Perhaps the company needs a little more Target practice when it comes to housing its data.

A couple of days ago, the NHL’s Florida Panthers president and CEO, Michael Yormark, quit to become president and chief strategy officer for Jay Z‘s Roc Nation Sports, which is the newest high-profile sports agency around. It represents star athletes like CC Sabathia, Robinson Cano and Kevin Durant. That might not be big news to some people, but the timing was far from optimal for the hockey franchise, which is about to begin negotiations with Broward County, Florida, on an $80 million public bailout. Talk about being checked into the boards hard.

Here are some other notable resignations throughout the years. While some are obvious publicity stunts, others have gone down in the annals of history.

Wahl isn’t the first news anchor to quit on air. A couple of years ago, two Bangor, Maine, anchors quit together at the end of a newscast. Apparently, the news was even news to some of the pair’s co-workers.

Last September, Marina Shifrin quit her job by shooting a video of her dancing to a Kanye West song while explaining via captions why she was taking her talents elsewhere. And you thought Gillian Flynn had dibs on “Gone Girl.”

Greg Smith also made headlines by quitting his job at Goldman Sachs by tendering his resignation in a New York Times op-ed piece, calling the investment banking company “toxic and destructive,” and venting that managing directors called their own clients “muppets” in internal emails. The piece was definitely a great example of Gonzo journalism.

Speaking of puppets, Gwen Dean, an engineer, quit her day job during a Super Bowl commercial to pursue her dream of becoming a puppeteer. There were no strings attached.

While that news was undoubtedly shocking to her boss, Steve Jobs’ resignation shocked the world. When Jobs quit his job as Apple CEO, not many could say they saw that coming. While Jobs had had health problems in the past, it was even harder to believe that the computer genius would be dead a few months later.

And no resignation list would be complete without what is arguably the most famous resignation in history when President Richard Nixon said goodbye to the White House. Blame Forrest Gump?

So what did I miss? After all, I’m resigned to the fact that there are probably dozens more worth mentioning. Let me know what you would add to the list in the comments section below or tweet them to me at @WorkforceJames. Whatever works!

Posted on January 10, 2014July 24, 2018

Frank Thomas Elected to Cooperstown as a ‘Misunderstood’ Star

Frank Thomas, aka “The Big Hurt,” was elected to baseball’s Hall of Fame on Jan. 8, 2014. Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.

Sometimes the stars align; other times scrutiny of the stars is misaligned.

On Sept. 30, 1990, I sat in the right-field bleachers at Comiskey Park in Chicago as the White Sox took on the Seattle Mariners in what was the last game played at the old park.

It was a solid season for my team, the surprising White Sox. The Sox had gone from one of the worst teams in baseball in the late ’80s to a contending ballclub seemingly overnight. But by that sunny Sunday in Chicago, the division had already been decided; the powerhouse Oakland A’s were going to the playoffs instead of the White Sox. Still, you could feel bigger and better things were in store for the up-and-coming South Siders.

One of the big reasons for the turnaround was the emergence of a young star first baseman, Frank Thomas. I remember Thomas getting a single in the eighth inning of that game and it being the last hit for a White Sox player in the ballpark (a quick check of Baseball-Reference.com confirmed my recollection). I remember thinking to myself at the time that it felt appropriate that Thomas should get the last hit for the Sox at “Old” Comiskey because it felt like he would help put an end to past futility for a franchise that hadn’t won a World Series since 1917.

And Thomas, or “The Big Hurt” as he was known, didn’t disappoint. By the time he retired in 2008, the two-time MVP joined an elite club of only four players in Major League history with at least a .300 batting average, 500 home runs, 1,500 RBIs and 1,500 walks. So it was no shock to me that Thomas was voted into the Hall of Fame this week on his first year of eligibility along with pitchers Greg Maddux and Tom Glavine.

As a big-name baseball player, it’s not surprising Thomas received his fair share of criticism and scrutiny over his career. One of his managers called Thomas out for not running a shuttle drill in spring training and then for refusing to pinch hit during the season, but it turned out a huge, painful bone spur in his foot was the reason he chose not to participate — not selfishness.

We often argue for the little guy to get recognized in this blog, but let’s not forget that star players shouldn’t have to face curveballs that others don’t just because they put up big numbers.

Sure Thomas said and did some things over his career that I’m sure he regrets, like a public dispute he had with then-Sox General Manager Kenny Williams. The rhubarb occurred after the Sox decided not to bring Thomas back to the team in 2006 after the Big Hurt’s big hurt caused him to watch the Sox win the 2005 World Series from the sidelines. But as the Chicago Tribune’s Teddy Greenstein said, “Normally when an athlete calls himself ‘misunderstood,’ that’s code for being a jerk. Thomas, legitimately, was misunderstood.”

In many organizations, superstars are handled with kid gloves, but in others top workers can become punching bags, too. Perhaps the scrutiny is justified if the people are just looking to help themselves instead of the team. But what if those stars are really team players who get treated differently just because of petty jealousy or a sense that there’s a sense of entitlement?

We often argue for the little guy to get recognized in this blog, but let’s not forget that star players shouldn’t have to face curveballs that others don’t just because they put up big numbers.

I’m happy for Frank Thomas and to have had the opportunity to follow his career. He was truly a star that didn’t get his proper due at the time, especially in the steroid era, but that’s another story — as is the time in high school when my brother almost accidentally rammed into the Big Hurt’s convertible.

James Tehrani is Workforce’s assistant managing editor. Comment below or email editors@workforce.com. Follow Tehrani on Twitter at @WorkforceJames and like his blog on Facebook at “Whatever Works” blog.

Posted on December 2, 2013August 1, 2018

Amazon’s Jeff Bezos Floats an Idea of Delivering by Drone

Jeff Bezos, founder of Amazon.com, floated an interesting trial balloon on "60 Minutes."

I understand all the chuckles and “Are you kidding me’s?” floating around cyberspace regarding Amazon.com CEO Jeff Bezos’ revelation on “60 Minutes” that in the next five years people will be able to order goods and have them delivered in 30 minutes or less — by way of drone.

Or should that be, “buy way of drone”?

Anyway, it does seem a little pie-in-the-sky or perhaps a publicity stunt to generate a buzz for Cyber Monday, but it also sounds pretty cool to me. According to Bezos, the drones, which he calls “octocopters,” will be able to deliver packages that are 5 pounds or less up to 10 miles.

So will this idea fly?

I remember back in college in the early ’90s when we talked about a “newspaper” that could be transmitted into some sort of electronic device and be updated daily or even every minute when news breaks. My eyes rolled so many times that I think they modeled the Yahoo IM rolling-eyes smiley on my dumbfounded expression.

It seemed pretty far-fetched to me then, but with the explosion of tablets onto the marketplace, it is now a reality. And in the ’60s, the only portable phone that I am aware of was Maxwell Smart’s shoe phone, while today mobile phones are as common as shoes on feet.

Does Amazon’s drone service have the wings to fly? I think it might.

Yes, there are logistics to work out: Will the FAA allow these devices to fly through the skies? How are you going to guarantee they don’t fly through people’s windows or crash when the weather gets rough? What happens when junior takes aim at them with a paint gun? And people will surely go on about Big Brother, but if those details get worked out somehow — and granted these are no small questions to be answered — imagine the possibilities.

Beyond the consumer-goods realm, envision the potential for business.

Remember that “Brady Bunch” episode, “Call Me Irresponsible,” where Greg Brady wants to buy a new car, so he gets a job working for his dad making deliveries? Of course, he loses the blueprints on his first and second attempts and gets fired. People aren't always reliable, although, to be fair, technology isn’t always reliable either. But imagine having to get a contract out quickly. Drone service could really come in handy, especially in cities where bike messengers aren’t omnipresent.

As a journalist, I’ve heard the “In five years … ” line dozens of times regarding out-of-this-world innovations. People like to throw it out to get attention or generate a buzz. And futuristic stuff sounds cool. Am I skeptical about all this? Of course. I think it’s unlikely drones will be flying around delivering packages in five years, but I wouldn’t bet against it in the next decade either. When Bezos turned Amazon into a buy-just-about-anything retailer from a bookseller, people were rolling their eyes, too.

We’ll just have to wait and see if this idea gets off the ground, but, until then, let’s not drown out the drone talk with the prime delivery of pessimism.

James Tehrani is Workforce’s assistant managing editor. Comment below or email editors@workforce.com. Follow Tehrani on Twitter at @WorkforceJames and like his blog on Facebook at “Whatever Works” blog.

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