- Non-Confidential Investigations. If your son or daughter is sexually harassed by a student assistant and an investigation by the university ensues, the university will violate federal law (the NLRA) if it routinely asks other student-assistant witnesses to keep confidential what is discussed during the universityâs investigation.
- Witness Statement Disclosure. In the above example, witness statements submitted by your son or daughter about sexual harassment by a student assistant must be disclosed to the union, unless (i) the university can prove that the statementâs submission was conditioned on confidentiality, and (ii) even then, the statement must be disclosed unless the university can prove t
hat your son or daughter needs protection, or other circumstances outweigh the unionâs need for the witness statement.
- Invalidating Rules Promoting Civility. The university will be found to have violated the NLRA if it requires student assistants to maintain âharmonious interactions and relationshipsâ with other students.
- Invalidating Rules Barring Profanity and Abuse. The university cannot adopt a policy against âloud, abusive or foul languageâ or âfalse, vicious, profane or malicious statementsâ by student assistants.
- Outrageous Conduct by Student Assistants. The university must permit student assistants to have angry confrontations with university officials in grievance discussions, and the student assistant cannot be lawfully disciplined or removed from his or her position even if he or she repeatedly screams, âI can say anything I want,â âI can swear if I want,â and âI can do anything I want, and you canât stop me.â
- Outrageous Social Media Postings by Student Assistants. If a student assistant objects to actions by a professor-supervisor named âBob,â the university must permit the student to post a message on Facebook stating: âBob is such a nasty mother fucker, donât know how to talk to people. Fuck his mother and his entire fucking family.â
- Disrespect and Profanity Directed to Faculty Supervisors. The university may not take action against a student assistant who screams at a professor-supervisor and calls him a âfucking crook,â a âfucking mother fuckingâ and an âassholeâ when the student assistant is complaining about the treatment of student assistants.
It is also a mistake to assume that todayâs decision relates only to the creation of collective-bargaining rights. Our statute involves wide-ranging requirements and obligations.⌠Therefore, parents take heed: if you send your teenage sons or daughters to college, the Board majorityâs decision today will affect their âcollege experienceââŚ.
The above examples constitute a small sampling of the unfortunate consequences that will predictably follow from the majorityâs decision to apply our statute to student assistants at colleges and universities. The primary purpose of a university is to educate students, and the Board should not disregard that purpose in finding that student assistants are employees and therefore subject to all provisions of the NLRA.
I could not agree more.
Jon Hyman is a partner at Meyers, Roman, Friedberg & Lewis in Cleveland. Comment below or email editors@workforce.com. Follow Hymanâs blog at Workforce.com/PracticalEmployer.