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Posted on September 1, 1999July 10, 2018

The Third Wave of Y2K

The third wave will be claims by customers and other third parties, ranging from breach of contract to garden-variety torts.


Some commentators suggest that the average citizen plan for the Y2K problem in the same manner as they might plan for a hurricane, blizzard or other natural disaster:


  • Acquire a gasoline-powered generator to make electricity.
  • Store food for a month.
  • Lay in a supply of month’s cash and commodities suitable for barter.
  • Generate hard copies of all financial, tax, school, insurance and governmental records.
  • Keep all bank-deposit slips, bank, brokerage and fund statements.
  • Store at least a month’s supply of prescription medicines.

While the advice may well be extreme, it isn’t irrational. The same sort of contingency planning may be appropriate at work.


After a natural disaster, insurance companies are presented with the types of claims for property damage that one might reasonably expect. However, they’re also presented with an increase in general liability claims, which seem to arise when humans do things that they aren’t accustomed to doing. It isn’t unreasonable to expect that most businesses will face “general liability,” simple negligence claims.


Problems may arise from deficiencies in embedded systems. A comprehensive review of the company’s insurance and risk-management plan is an important part of the planning process.


The information contained in this article is intended to provide useful information on the topic covered, but should not be construed as legal advice or a legal opinion.


Posted on September 1, 1999July 10, 2018

Free Speech Isn’t Free of Responsibility

I haven’t met Charles L. Walker, a former mechanic for American Airlines, but I suspect that he has a few thoughts about free speech in the workplace.


Walker says that in 1996 he entered a restroom at American’s maintenance facility at Los Angeles International Airport, and found the phrase “All Blacks Must Die” scrawled on a sign. In subsequent incidents, he found a cartoon of himself labeled “nigger” and his name next to a Nazi swastika. He also found a hangman’s noose (on several occasions) in the main walkway leading to the center of the airline’s servicing and repair facility.


He says that the graffiti and nooses were left untouched for months; several past and current employees have corroborated his story. Walker thinks that what happened is unacceptable, and that American didn’t do enough to correct the situation. He’s suing the company, and the trial was about to begin at our press time.


No one—including Walker—suggests that the airline did nothing in response to the problems. Among other things, the company conducted a formal investigation and created a graffiti patrol. Whether the company did enough will be the central question of the trial.


Technically, of course, whoever wrote the graffiti and displayed the nooses was exercising his or her free speech rights. I suspect that looking at the situation in that context offers scant comfort to Walker.


Neither, I’m sure, does American’s assertion that with 100,000 employees on the payroll, “not everyone in the company is an angel.” No doubt that’s true. But does that mean that Walker—and others—have to live with repugnant behavior? It certainly shouldn’t.


While we educate employees about the particulars of discrimination and acceptable conduct, we must also remind people that with privelege comes responsibility. For too long we’ve focused on our priveleges.


Organizations of all sizes are grappling with these issues, and we all know some of the steps taken to address such problems: antidiscrimination policies, diversity training, and so on.


At every turn, however, efforts to monitor employee expression in the interest of reducing workplace hostility are met with an equal pressure to solicit employee ideas, suggestions and participation. What’s an employer to do?


Imperfect though the situation is, living with the seeming contradiction of both encouraging and discouraging open dialogue is necessary. Policies, training and so forth are part of the answer.


But in most corporations—and in most of our national dialogue about this issue—one key factor has been overlooked. While we educate employees, and the population, about the particulars of discrimination and acceptable conduct, we must also remind people that with privilege comes responsibility.


For too long, we’ve focused on our privileges—free speech among them. The nation’s architects, however, never intended that democracy should be a free ride. To enjoy the privileges that life in the United States affords, we all have a responsibility to participate. Sadly, the ways in which we can do that—voting, serving jury duty, and so on—are widely ignored or disparaged.


I’m not suggesting that HR can fix our societal malaise. But HR can work to remind employees at all levels that any job offers both privileges and responsibilities, and that failing to meet those responsibilities is unacceptable. It’s a radical concept whose time has come—again.




Other columns by Allan Halcrow:


  • Can This Marriage Be Saved?
  • Filling Jobs Is Only the Beginning
  • Dealing with the Challenges of a Workforce on the Edge

Posted on September 1, 1999July 10, 2018

Timely Topics in the HR World

If you’re a Workforce user, chances are you aren’t just going to work, taking care of your own department, and going home.

You’re trying to make a substantial impact on your business, non-profit, or branch of government. You’re playing an active role in strategic planning and trying to generate more profits than losses.

Trends & Resources gives you timely information to help you in planning; assists you in making careful decisions; and ultimately allows you to create an even bigger impact.

Posted on September 1, 1999July 10, 2018

Employee Access to Pension Info Is a Must

Under the Employee Retirement Income Security Act of 1974 (ERISA), employees must have access to the summary descriptions of their pension plans: who’s eligible, who’s not, when do you become vested, where do you go if you want additional information—all the details as to how the plan works. HR managers use a wide variety of communication methods for conveying this information—from pamphlets to newsletters.


For ERISA-covered plans, though, it’s not unrealistic to place this information in your company handbook. Some companies do and some don’t. A lot depends on how amenable the process is to change. Pension stuff like summary annual reports and material changes can give an HR manager headaches. Some companies have found it more efficient to distribute the material separately from the handbook, while others have turned to the Internet.


Whichever option you choose, it’s important to state that temporary employees are excluded from the benefit plan. That way, the end result remains the same—a well-informed workforce (under ERISA guidelines) is a happier workforce.


Workforce, September 1999, Vol. 78, No. 9, pp. 82-84.


Posted on September 1, 1999July 10, 2018

HR 101 Pension Plans

This special monthly section gives you everything you need to know about important HR topics.

This month, learn about pension Best Practices; Policies; Legal Compliance; Budget Implications, and Technology.

Posted on September 1, 1999July 10, 2018

The Fourth Wave of Y2K

The fourth wave will be manifested in a hindered ability to defend traditional claims by employees for unemployment compensation, workers’ compensation benefits, illegal workplace discrimination, etc., due to an inability to access records and statistical evidence. The first aspect of the defense is to design solutions to systems identified as defective.


Once the systems upon which HR is dependent are identified, and the problem with each defined, solutions must be designed. It may be best to pursue solutions along parallel tracks: one “high-tech,” the other “low-tech.”


As for the “high-tech” solution, it’s tempting, but not useful, to rely on the representations of vendors and software suppliers that systems are “Y2K compliant.” “Y2K compliant” isn’t a term with a generally accepted definition. Each vendor and/or supplier defines the term differently, with varying consequences.


There are several basic problems to consider. First, the vendors’ statements of compliance may be of little practical value, even if they rise to the level of a warranty.


Congress enacted and the President signed legislation that encourages the “free exchange of information about Y2K problems.” In reality, however, it is a liability shield for vendors.


In order to recover money damages for misrepresentation in a vendor’s Year 2000 statement (and to recover for damages resulting from that misrepresentation) a customer must establish by clear and convincing evidence that the statement was (a) made with actual knowledge of its falsity, and (b) made with intent to deceive or mislead or with reckless disregard for its falsity. (These are extremely difficult burdens of proof.)


The Act does not provide protection for breach of contract claims nor does it apply to any document or disclosure filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission nor banking regulators. All that has been achieved is favorable litigation status, not a working system. In other words, a promise is merely something upon which a claim for money damages might be premised in a Court of Law. It does not ensure that the systems will actually work as designed.


Second, there is no way of actually determining that a system that is Y2K compliant will actually work until “the morning after.” The goal, after all, is to be functional on January 1, 2000, not litigious. Third, even if you have succeeded in ensuring that your own systems may work well, little is achieved if those with whom you must interface (or the provider of electric power) is not equally well prepared.


In some circumstances, existing systems will either be incapable of becoming compliant or will not be accepted as such by the HR professional. Again, there should be two strategies running in parallel, “high-tech” and “low-tech.”


The only reasonable high-tech “fix” will be to install new systems, or to upgrade existing software. Naturally, the benefits come with the associated risks of transferring data and the substantial effort and disruption, which inevitably accompanies retraining system users. New systems inevitably place a new strain on even the most adaptable HR staffs. Additional planning and downtime usually follow.


The low-tech solutions present different challenges. Few contemporary businesses stock supplies sufficient to write the payroll manually, stuff and address the envelopes, and apply a stamp. The morning after may not be the best time to shop for anything.


Therefore, it’s equally important to have also prepared a low-tech strategy. Prepare a hard copy of virtually everything. Restore the capacity to function with primitive systems such as handwritten paychecks and telephone chains to communicate with employees in their home. Update the mailing list with your employees’ home addresses (in hard copy). American business thrived for 200 years without the personal computer; perhaps it can survive for 30 additional days after the millennium!


The information contained in this article is intended to provide useful information on the topic covered, but should not be construed as legal advice or a legal opinion.


Posted on September 1, 1999July 10, 2018

The Looming Leadership Crisis

About five years ago, the human resources professionals at Motorola realized their company was facing a problem – a huge problem – one that if left untended could affect the competitiveness, profitability and future growth of the technology giant.


    The problem involved nothing less than the CEO and many members of the senior management team. The problem had nothing to do with how well those executives were doing their jobs, but rather who would do those jobs once they retired. You see, like many large, established companies, Motorola’s most senior people – the strategists and visionaries who run divisions and manage critical functions – are in their late 50s and set to retire in the next few years.


    According to Susan Hooker, director of global organizational learning and development at the Schaumburg, Illinois-based company, if Motorola’s HR department didn’t turn up the heat on the company’s leadership-development efforts, there would be no qualified successors ready to step in when the company’s key executives retire. Fortunately, Motorola has done just that, and is now planning for the retirement of key executives with confidence. Other companies, unless they act now, may not be so lucky.


    A recent study by Development Dimensions International Inc. (DDI), an organizational development firm based in Bridgeville, Pennsylvania, reveals that one-fifth of this country’s large, established companies will be losing 40 percent or more of their top-level talent in the next five years as senior executives reach retirement age. This, on its own, wouldn’t be so bad. What makes this a potential crisis is that – thanks to a lack of planning and a lack of people – there’s a severe shortage of qualified replacements.


    To date, companies faced with executive retirement have simply recruited experienced leaders from other companies. But stealing talent from the competition is no longer a viable option. Not only is this costly, but studies conducted by the Center for Creative Leadership reveal that a staggering 66 percent of senior managers hired from the outside usually fail within the first 18 months. The smart way for HR professionals to combat the looming leadership crisis is to identify and develop the internal talent needed for key executive positions – and start now. 


What’s behind the numbers?
    Before we talk about the work HR needs to do in terms of executive development, let’s elaborate on the reasons why this has become such an urgent matter. Byham explains that because of large-scale hiring during the Eisenhower years, companies are now finding that many senior executives are reaching normal retirement age at the same time. In addition, there are also many younger executives who are retiring early thanks to money gained from stock options and investments. These widespread retirements are coming at a time when the demand for executives is actually on the increase due to ongoing economic growth. Together, these factors are creating a lot of holes at the top levels of many companies.


    Unfortunately, these openings are occurring at the same time there are statistically fewer people to fill the jobs. “Over the next 15 years, there will be a 15 percent decline in the number of 35- to 44-year-olds,” explains Tom Saporito, senior vice president, RHR International in Chicago. “This means there will be fewer people available for the top management slots and high-performance executive talent will be in demand.”


    Furthermore, there are no significant countervailing trends on the horizon. As a report by McKinsey and Company explains, women are no longer surging into the workforce, white-collar productivity improvements have flattened, immigration levels are stable, and executives – at this point – are not prolonging their careers.


    Sadly, even younger managers who are available and eager for more responsibility are not, in many cases, prepared to take on that responsibility. This is because downsizing caused many companies to eliminate the middle managers who were the traditional source of executive talent.


    The imbalanced supply-demand ratio is challenging enough. But the numbers tell only half the story. Not only will companies need top-level executives, but they’ll also need executives who possess a more sophisticated set of skills, including global business acumen, technological literacy, multicultural fluency and the ability to manage non-hierarchical, ever-changing organizations.


    Yet there are so few of these qualified individuals out there that those who do have the right skill mix are being aggressively sought out by companies of all sizes, from the high-tech start-up to the established manufacturing giant. Consequently, even if you do manage to snare a talented top dog from another company, you may not be able to hold that individual for long. “Poaching from other companies has already pushed up salaries,” Byham says. “I’ve even heard that some top executives are getting agents to negotiate deals for them, much like sports figures and movie stars.”


    Put all this together and you begin to realize that the only way to combat this looming crisis is by growing the talent you need from within. Sure, you may already be doing some succession planning and leadership development, but it’s time to shift those efforts into high gear. 


Succession planning calls for a new approach.
    Traditionally, succession planning was a simple matter of moving people through positions on an organizational chart. Because the business environment was stable, companies could tell employees, with relative certainty, where their careers would be in 15 years, given the achievement of certain business objectives.


    But today, the organizational chart doesn’t exist anymore. Business is changing so rapidly that companies are having a tough time forecasting what industry they’ll be in five years from now, let alone what kind of executive positions and leaders they’ll need. For this reason, forward-thinking companies like Motorola, American Express Financial Advisors, Medtronic and Kraft Foods have replaced traditional succession planning with ongoing business planning and leadership development. By staying abreast of business changes and continually growing the leadership skills of existing employees, these companies are making sure there are people ready to step into executive positions at a moment’s notice.


    While the planning process differs slightly at each of these companies, there are some similarities in how they go about ensuring their need for top-level talent will be met. The six steps listed below summarize these similarities:


  1. Forecast business and leadership needs. “It’s impossible to build talent if you don’t know what business you’re going to be in,” explains William Rothwell, author of Effective Succession Planning, (Amacom, 1994). Because of this, companies must start with a thorough assessment and planning process, even if they don’t have a clear vision.

    Motorola actually has three very institutionalized strategic planning processes: a long-range planning effort, a technology review, and an organization and management development review. “These are annual processes that start at the grass-roots level with managers identifying changes in structure, uncovering business issues and developing the business strategies necessary given the current environment,” explains Susan Hooker. Once these things have been identified, managers and HR make sure the organizational structure supports these initiatives. Once the organizational structure has been revised to support the business goals, the current and future leadership needs for each sector, unit and division become apparent.


  2. Generate a list of competencies. Once the business goals and leadership needs have been identified, companies can begin to assess what competencies will be needed by employees in those leadership positions. American Express Financial Services, based in Minneapolis, creates leadership profiles based on three different kinds of competencies. According to Laureen Braaten, vice president of field leadership development, these include: leadership competencies such as the ability to lead change; functional competencies that include technical knowledge about such things as recruitment and marketing; and personal competencies such as resilience and achievement drive.


  3. Assess internal talent and identify gaps. Once you know what competencies are needed – and where you need them – you can begin to compare those needs against the existing talent pool. This will not only show you what talent already exists, but also where the developmental needs are. American Express relies on 360-degree assessments and feedback from managers to identify existing competencies and uncover the gaps. Additionally, the company’s managers routinely have conversations with employees about their career goals and their interest in leadership. After all, it doesn’t make sense to groom employees for positions they aren’t interested in.

    A similar process at Kraft Foods in Northfield, Illinois, helps individual managers assess the performance and potential of employees throughout the organization. “Once individual managers have identified their high-potential people, the managers get together in their functional areas and determine the highest trajectory employees within each function,” explains Charlotte Damron, director of management and organization development. “We do this at all salary levels in the organization so that over the long term our key executives be coming from deeper and deeper in the organization.”


  4. Provide developmental opportunities. Once you have an understanding of who the high-potential employees are, you can compare the performance and skill level of those individuals against the necessary competencies. Then, you can provide opportunities for ongoing development. Although development can occur in a number of ways, including mentoring, coaching and skills training, when it comes to developing future leaders, many companies agree that job-based activities are the most effective.

    “We create action-learning experiences in which groups of individuals become steeped in important issues and are chartered with figuring out solutions,” explains Hooker. One group may focus on understanding emerging markets, for example. Another may try to project the future software needs of the market. Assignments like these stretch employees in such a way that they are actually preparing themselves for the next level.


  5. Hold people accountable for their own development. A key issue involved with developing high-potential employees has to do with whether or not those employees should be told they’re being groomed for higher-level positions. In the days when business was relatively stable, successors typically were told what jobs they were being prepared for. But in the wake of downsizing, many companies gave up this practice out of fear of making an implied promise of employment.

    “Our leaders tell people what they should be doing is putting themselves in a position where they can be offered opportunities when those opportunities arise,” explains Braaten. “Although we know how many leaders we’ll need and when, we don’t make any promises of advancement to employees. We encourage them to keep themselves developed so that when opportunities arise they can make the choice whether or not to go for it.”


    By framing the issue in this way, companies are, in effect, holding employees accountable for their own ongoing development. But to make sure employees continue to develop the necessary skill sets, all employees should be evaluated based on the successful completion of individual development plans that are updated on an annual basis. At Medtronic, for example, a medical technology company based in Minneapolis, 75 percent of people in the company have development plans to which they are held accountable during the performance review process.


  6. Make succession planning an integral part of business planning. A key to making executive-level succession planning a success is to make internal talent development an integral part of the business planning process. Just as individual employees are held accountable for their ongoing development, managers must be held accountable for projecting leadership needs and identifying available talent.

    Though HR has a key role to play in the succession planning process, line managers must have final ownership of the executive development process. “They’re the ones building their organizations for the future, so they must be the ones to take responsibility for thinking about how to develop their people,” Damron explains. 


Don’t forget retention!
    Any discussion about how to battle the upcoming leadership crisis would be incomplete without talking about the vital need for retention. Companies should be doing everything they can to retain current leaders with incentives that mean something to them – be it job-sharing, added vacation benefits, higher incentive pay or the ability to work from home. “To retain key employees, you have to listen to what employees say they need,” explains Diane Gherson, a principal with Towers Perrin, located in Irvine, California.


    But retention is still only half the battle. You can retain all the employees you want, but if they aren’t prepared to lead the company, your company won’t prosper. By starting now to assess and develop your internal talent pool, you’ll be in a much better position to fill the shoes of retiring executives. Like so many other issues in business today, the leadership crisis can be averted but only if HR acts now. Top executives aren’t created overnight. They’re developed through years of careful planning and forethought.


Workforce, September 1999, Vol 78, No 9, pp. 72-79  Subscribe Now!

Posted on September 1, 1999July 10, 2018

Strategies to Defend Y2K Claims

Avoiding legal liability to employees is a primary responsibility of the contemporary HR professional. However, the Y2K problem presents an entirely new inventory of potential claims for which defense strategies must be prepared.


Good documentation has always been critical to a successful defense, but what happens when the documents are no longer accessible? Here, you’ll get an idea of strategies to defend against claims concerning:


  • Interruption of retirement
  • Disability and other benefits
  • Payroll administration regulation
  • Workplace health problems caused by embedded technology
  • Corrupted communications
  • Data of suspect validity

Why Is It HR’s Problem?
While management of a “computer problem” is not traditionally a human resources function because the problem is so potentially pervasive, it has become everyone’s problem. While perhaps considered to be a computer problem now, on the morning of January 1, 2000, there may be a massive problem in management of employees and, thus, falls squarely into the HR realm. Since HR management is the foundation of any business, when the business’s ability to function is disrupted, the entire business is threatened.


The Nature of the Threat to the Core Business
Virtually every aspect of the core function of American business is potentially vulnerable to the Y2K problem, according to Bob Bener, of Phoenix, Arizona, a pioneer in computer systems. Among his accomplishments is responsibility for the development of ASCII text, partial responsibility for the design of the computer language COBOL and creation of the backslash.


The two biggest things that can fail are the worldwide banking system and electric power. Unless the banks get with it, you probably won’t be able to take out your own money-because they won’t know when you deposited it, when its due and they won’t be able to figure out the interest. The Federal Reserve pays $2.5 trillion per day-that’s one-third of the U.S. yearly gross national product-which means they’re exchanging checks from this bank to that bank and so on. If all those banks aren’t talking the same language, where do the checks go?


Electric power plants are impregnated with embedded chips, and embedded chips turn things on automatically, like the doors of an elevator and traffic lights. The thing about an imbedded chip is the program is built in; it’s not changeable. And if it wasn’t built for 2000, it’ll never work. So you’ve got to throw it out and put in a new one that will work. But embedded chips are often difficult to find. Some of them are in underground wells, in underground gas lines, and in telegraph repeaters under the Atlantic Ocean. (Millennium Bug Smasher, American Way, October, 1998.)


Therefore, when computers don’t work, IT professionals are needed to solve the problem. However, when people cannot access their workplace or their work, cannot perform essential jobs functions and/or cannot be paid, HR professionals will be expected to solve the problem. In addition, management will expect to be positioned to resist claims by employees resulting from Y2K issues. HR professionals will be expected to have positioned themselves to make an informed and effective response.


Perhaps the problem is overstated. The “Millennium Bug” may be no more real than the apocalypse predicted by cult religions. Nevertheless, no one can predict with any accuracy just how serious a threat is really posed to any aspect of American business. While none of us can “save the world”, we can take a series of small, modestly expensive steps to shield our businesses from unnecessary legal threats from the Y2K Problem.


The Eight Critical Tasks
In order to meet the challenges of the Y2K Problem, responsible HR professionals, like other departmental managers, will be expected to expedite at least eight separate, new projects (many of which you’ve hopefully already done):


  • Determining where systems are likely to be affected;
  • Designing solutions to systems identified as defective;
  • Managing the installation of the solutions;
  • Managing the effects of the defective solutions and the disruption caused by their resolution;
  • Protecting the integrity of the company’s data;
  • Reporting and compliance issues;
  • Preserving the company’s relationship with key employees; and
  • Communicating with employees to maintain confidence in the company and its survivability.

The Y2K Problem may prove unmanageable for many who failed to implement prophylactic strategies. On the morning after, it may well be impossible to “catch up.”


Liability Threats
One of the core HR functions has always been to protect the company from legal liability challenges from prospective, current and former employees. In the 90’s, the threats have been more serious than ever before. The Y2K Problem does not, in and of itself, present new direct threats; rather, the problem is more likely to be that an employer finds that its traditional ability to defend itself has been compromised. Insurance industry analysts suggest that the problem will be felt in four waves:


  1. The first wave of Y2K impacts will be the technical manifestations in software, hardware and date sensitive embedded electronic systems.


  2. The second wave will be first-party insurance claims [claims by insureds against insurers] (many could involve direct damage scenarios), system incapatabilities, operational disruptions, supply chain shortages and physically manifested consequential losses, such as accidents from traffic light failures.


  3. The third wave will be breached contracts, liability insurance claims, liability-based third party litigation and insurer subrogation actions.


  4. The fourth wave will be the aftermath. After all the cost recovery and litigation is complete, individual companies may no longer exist or be forced to restructure and others will stand in a better competitive position because of the effect of Y2K. As stated above, the greatest societal concern is the preservation of essential industries, including the insurance industry. (“Are You Covered for year 2000 Events?,” Business Insurance, August 10, 1998, Pegalis & Schaefer.)

HR will feel the effect in waves all its own, perhaps the following:


  1. The first wave will be the unexpected departure of formerly expendable employees now key to survival: principal members of the company’s Y2K Team and/or IS Specialists.


  2. The second wave will be allegations of regulatory non-compliance: wage-and-hour violations, working conditions (heat, etc.), payroll compliance, wage deductions, etc.


  3. The third wave will be claims by customers and other third-parties, ranging from breach of contract to garden-variety torts.


  4. The fourth wave will be manifested in a hindered ability to defend traditional claims by employees for unemployment compensation, workers compensation benefits, illegal workplace discrimination, etc., due to an inability to access records and statistical evidence.


  5. The fifth wave will be claims by retired and former employees for pensions, benefits and ERISA-type claims, where the defense will be hindered by the same inability to access data.

Human Resource professionals should conduct an internal assessment of where liability threats are most likely to occur in each aspect of the implementation of the Y2K Problem management plan and to implement prophylactic strategies accordingly.


Perhaps the Millennium Bug will prove to be more imagined than real. At worst, however, the problem presents an opportunity for HR professionals to conduct internal critical self-analyses of business systems and communications protocol.


The information contained in this article is intended to provide useful information on the topic covered, but should not be construed as legal advice or a legal opinion.


Posted on September 1, 1999July 10, 2018

Conditions that May Lead to Stress in the Workplace

To help prevent stress for employees, you have to know what to look for. The following are signs of a stressful environment. 


The Design of Tasks
Heavy workload, infrequent rest breaks, long work hours and shiftwork; hectic and routine tasks that have little inherent meaning, do not use workers’ skills, and provide little sense of control.
Management Style 
Lack of participation by workers in decision making, poor communication in the organization, lack of family-friendly policies.
Interpersonal Relationships
Poor social environment and lack of support or help from co-workers and supervisors.
Work Roles 
Conflicting or uncertain job expectations, too much responsibility, too many “hats to wear.”
Career Concerns
Job insecurity and lack of opportunity for growth, advancement, or promotion; rapid changes for which workers are unprepared.
Environmental Conditions
Unpleasant or dangerous physical conditions such as crowding, noise, air pollution, or ergonomic problems.

Source: National Institute for Occupational Safety and Health


Workforce, September 1999, Vol 78, No 9, p. 50  Subscribe Now!

Posted on September 1, 1999July 10, 2018

The Ballad of Y2K

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale
Of the doom that is our fate.
That started when programmers used
Two digits for a date
Two digits for a date


RAM memory was smaller then;
Hard drives were tiny, too.
“Four digits are extravagant,
So let’s get by with two.
So let’s get by with two.”


“This works through 1999,”
The programmers did say.
“Unless we write new code by then
The data goes away.
The data goes away.”


But management had not a clue;
“It works fine now, you bet!
Rewriting code costs money,
We won’t do it just yet.
We won’t do it just yet.”


Now when 2000 rolls around
It all goes straight to hell,
For zero’s less then ninety-nine,
As anyone can tell.
As anyone can tell.


The mail won’t bring your pension check;
It won’t be sent to you
When you’re no longer sixty-eight
But minus thirty-two.
But minus thirty-two.


The problems we’re about to face
Are frightening, for sure.
And reading every line of code’s
The only certain cure.
The only certain cure


[key change, the big finish is coming]


There’s not much time, there’s too much code,
And COBOL-coders, few.
When the century is finished,
We may be finished, too.
We may be finished, too.


[majestic finale, full orchestra ]


Eight thousand years from now, I hope
That things weren’t left too late;
And people aren’t then lamenting,
“Four digits for a date.
Four digits for a date.”


Source: Posted on http://www.jokesandhumor.com; reprinted with their permission.

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